Rajpal Yadav dialogues:-

Rajpal Yadav is an Indian actor, known for his work in Hindi cinema.

Hum koi mandir ka ghanta hai ki koi bhi aake baja jaata hai

Upar waala bhi kya taqdeer ka paiya ghumata ha, ki raja ko bikhari aur bikhari ke sar pe taj pehna deta hai

Leave my red rose you bloody red bullie, varna tum sabka red red blood flow hoga in all the gallis Leave my red rose you bloody red bullie, otherwise your red blood will flow in all the lanesPoetic, Action, Comedy

Aam aadmi ka naam sirf do hi baar aa sakta ha, ek toh baap ke paise se shaadi ke card p, aur doosri baar mufat mein marne ke baad shok samachar mein The name of a common man comes only twic, once on his wedding card using his father’s mone, and second after he die, for free in the newspaperComedy, Wedding, Money

Aye kisne ki hai ungl, kaun hai hamare beech mein Ganguly, Who did this mischie, who is Mr. Ganguly in between us,Comedy2. Aye Brian Lar, chal ho ja nau do gyarah Hey you Brian Lar, go away from hereSports, Comedy

Tumhara face football se tennis ball kyun ban gaya, Why did your face turn from a football into a tennis ball,Sports, Comedy

Barf padh rahi hai aur haath mein koi jaam nah, pilaye jao hum mei, hum mein koi kaam nahi It is snowing and there is no drink in my han, make me drin, I have nothing to doPoetic, Weather, Food

 Ek baar Jobiwi ke saamne jhuk, samjho jhukta hi chala gaya For once if you bow down before your wif, then you will bow down foreverMarried, Comedy2. Har patni bidaai ke waqt rone ka dhong karti ha, phir poori zindagi pati ko rulati hain Every wife fakes crying when she gets marrie, and then for the entire life she makes her husband cryMarried, Wedding, Comedy

Mumbai mein khay, Mumbai mein piy, Mumbai mein jag, Mumbai mein soy, aur Vada Pav ki burai karke tera dil ek pal bhi na roya You ate in Mumba, you drank in Mumba, you woke up in Mumba, you slept in Mumba, and your heart was not sad for onc, when you were complaining about Vada PavPlaces, Food

 

 Hum mein di pyar ki saza, aur khud ladki ke saath maar rahe hai mazaa